One-Liner Wednesday – Thanks, Internet February 12, 2020 by Linda G. Hill 61 Comments Thanks to a stupid hoax going around the Internet yesterday saying it was the only day of the year you could stand a broom up, I now know what to do with my brooms when they keep falling over in the broom closet.

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